Looking for some wheel-y funny laughs? Our collection of Car Dad Jokes is here to fuel your humor engine! From pun-packed one-liners to witty auto-inspired jokes, these clean and family-friendly laughs are perfect for dads, kids, and car enthusiasts alike.
Car Dad Jokes
Why did the car apply for a loan?
Because it wanted to get some extra mileage.
Why did the air freshener get promoted?
Because it was outstanding in the car.
What’s a car’s favorite breakfast cereal?
Cheer-gears.
Why did the car always win arguments?
Because it had strong points of ignition.
What do you call a frozen car?
A brrrr-mobile.
Why did the sports car get nervous?
Because it was under a lot of rev-iew.
What’s a car’s favorite candy?
Car-mel.
Why did the SUV never get jokes?
Because they went right over its roof.
What do you call a car that loves space?
A Star-ota.
Why was the trunk so popular?
Because it carried everyone’s baggage.
What do you call a car that tells scary stories?
A Jeepers Creeper.
What’s a car’s favorite kind of pet?
A brake-doodle.
Why was the gear shift always in trouble?
Because it couldn’t stay in neutral.
What do you call a car that sings opera?
A Car-men.
Why did the taxi look so cheerful?
Because it was full of fare-ness.
What’s a car’s favorite movie genre?
Road-mance.
Why did the bumper get jealous?
Because the headlights always stole the spotlight.
What do you call a car that can cook pizza?
A Mozz-arati.
Why was the car’s report card so good?
Because it always passed with flying colors.
What’s a car’s favorite drink?
Brake-shakes.
Why did the mechanic go broke?
Because his business ran out of gas.
Why was the dashboard so proud?
Because it had all the right indicators.
What’s a car’s favorite holiday?
Thanks-driving.
Why did the headlights make a great duo?
Because they always brightened each other’s day.
Why did the hybrid car always win trivia night?
Because it was fully charged with knowledge.
What’s a car’s favorite hobby?
Auto-graph collecting.
Why did the car go to the doctor?
Because it caught the flu-id leak.
What do you call a nervous electric car?
A jitter-volt.
Why was the sedan always so calm?
Because it kept things in cruise control.
What’s a car’s favorite place to relax?
The car-bana.
Funny Car Jokes
Why did the car apply for a job?
Because it wanted to get driven to success.
What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy-Yoda.
Why was the car always calm?
Because it had good brakes.
Why don’t cars ever get tired of racing?
Because they just keep re-tiring.
What’s a car’s favorite meal?
Brake-fast.
Why was the car blushing at the gas station?
Because it saw the fuel pump.
What did the car say to the tire?
“You keep me rolling.”
Why do cars love good music?
Because they enjoy the sound of exhaust notes.
Why did the car get a ticket?
Because it couldn’t curb its enthusiasm.
What’s a car’s favorite TV show?
Wheel of Fortune.
Why do cars make terrible comedians?
Because their timing is always off.
Why was the old car always sleepy?
Because it was exhausted.
What kind of car does a cat drive?
A Furr-ari.
Why did the electric car join the gym?
To get more current.
Why was the car always a good listener?
Because it had great sound systems.
Why did the car bring a pencil?
In case it needed to draw some traffic lines.
Why don’t cars play hide-and-seek?
Because they’re always spotted in the lot.
What do you call a polite car?
A civil sedan.
Why was the convertible always so happy?
Because it could let its top down.
Why did the race car go to school?
To improve its lap-top skills.
What’s a car’s least favorite exercise?
Running out of gas.
Why was the car engine so friendly?
Because it ran smoothly with everyone.
Why don’t cars like long speeches?
They prefer short drives.
What did the car say at the comedy club?
“I’m just here for the laughs per gallon.”
Why was the car always broke?
Because it kept paying tolls.
Why do cars make terrible pets?
They don’t fetch, they just honk.
Why did the car take up meditation?
To find inner piece(s).
What did the car say after a long trip?
“That was exhausting, but wheel-y fun!”
Race Car Jokes
Why don’t race cars ever get bored?
Because life is always in the fast lane.
What’s a race car’s favorite type of music?
Heavy metal.
Why was the race car so good at school?
Because it always finished first.
What do you call a nervous race car?
A jitter-bugatti.
Why did the race car bring a pencil?
To draw faster conclusions.
What’s a race car’s favorite meal?
Fast food.
Why don’t race cars play hide-and-seek?
Because they always get spotted in a lap.
Why did the race car blush?
Because it saw another car stripping gears.
What do you call a race car that tells jokes?
A pun-derbird.
Why was the race car a terrible comedian?
Its timing was always off by a lap.
Why did the race car join the gym?
To stay in top gear.
What do you call a race car who loves yoga?
A stretch rover.
Why did the race car break up with the truck?
Because it wanted more speed in the relationship.
Why do race cars love weekends?
Because they’re made for Sunday drives.
What did the driver say to the race car?
“You’re wheely fast!”
Why don’t race cars ever lie?
Because the truth always comes out in the laps.
What’s a race car’s favorite subject in school?
Track and field.
Why was the race car always tired?
Because it was too-tired.
Why did the race car bring sunglasses?
Because it had too much bright exhaust-ment.
What’s a race car’s favorite movie?
Fast & Curious.
Why was the race car so humble?
Because it didn’t want to toot its own horn.
Why don’t race cars ever get scared?
Because they know how to brake under pressure.
What’s a race car’s favorite sport?
Lap-tathlon.
Why was the race car always positive?
Because it lived life full throttle.
Why did the race car visit the mechanic?
Because it had a mid-life crank-isis.
What do you call a race car that wins all the time?
Exhaust-ordinary.
Why was the race car bad at jokes?
Because it always raced to the punchline.
What did the race car say after a big win?
“That was wheel-y amazing!”
Electric Car Jokes
Why don’t electric cars ever get tired?
Because they’re always recharged.
What’s an electric car’s favorite snack?
Charged-up chips.
Why was the electric car always calm?
Because it didn’t have any gas to blow off.
Why did the electric car go to therapy?
It had too many charging issues.
What do you call an electric car that tells jokes?
A pun-charged vehicle.
Why don’t electric cars ever gossip?
Because they keep things on the down-voltage.
Why did the electric car join the orchestra?
Because it had great conductors.
What’s an electric car’s favorite exercise?
Circuit training.
Why was the electric car so popular?
Because it had positive energy.
Why do electric cars love thunderstorms?
They feel super-charged.
Why was the electric car always happy?
Because it had a bright outlook.
Why don’t electric cars get lost?
Because they always follow the current path.
Why did the electric car join school?
To improve its power point.
What’s an electric car’s favorite dance move?
The electric slide.
Why don’t electric cars need coffee?
Because they already have a lot of energy.
Why did the electric car blush?
Because it got shocked by a compliment.
Why do electric cars make terrible comedians?
Because their jokes don’t have enough spark.
What’s an electric car’s least favorite subject?
Resistance training.
Why was the electric car so polite?
Because it had good current manners.
Why did the electric car love science class?
Because it was full of potential.
What do you call a tired electric car?
Out of juice.
Why did the electric car avoid arguments?
Because it didn’t want to cause a short circuit.
What’s an electric car’s favorite TV show?
Breaking Current.
Why did the electric car always win races?
Because it was fast and charge-ful.
Why don’t electric cars like drama?
Because they’re all about positive vibes.
Why was the electric car afraid of stairs?
Too much resistance going up.
Why did the electric car get promoted?
Because it was highly charged.
What’s an electric car’s motto?
“Stay grounded, stay positive, and keep moving forward.”
Rental Car Jokes
Why don’t rental cars ever get lonely?
Because someone new is always taking them for a ride.
Why was the rental car always nervous?
Because it knew it was only temporary.
Why do rental cars make bad friends?
Because they’re always checking out early.
Why did the rental car break up with its driver?
Because it felt used.
What do you call a rental car that tells jokes?
A comic convertible.
Why do rental cars never argue?
They don’t want to cause unnecessary damage.
Why did the rental car go to school?
To improve its mileage on knowledge.
Why don’t rental cars ever relax?
Because they’re always on the go.
Why was the rental car so optimistic?
Because every ride was a fresh start.
Why do rental cars love weekends?
Because that’s when they really get booked.
What’s a rental car’s favorite exercise?
Cross-country runs.
Why did the rental car get tired?
Too many drivers wore it out.
Why don’t rental cars make promises?
Because they can’t commit long-term.
What’s a rental car’s favorite movie?
Fast & Temporary.
Why did the rental car join a band?
It wanted to be in the driving rhythm.
Why are rental cars so polite?
They don’t want to offend the next driver.
Why was the rental car embarrassed?
Because someone forgot to return it washed.
Why don’t rental cars make good secrets keepers?
Because too many people take them for a spin.
What do you call a rental car on vacation?
A tourist trap.
Why was the rental car always tired?
Because it had no time to recharge.
Why did the rental car love airports?
Because it was always picked up.
Why do rental cars hate relationships?
Because they don’t last long.
What’s a rental car’s favorite subject in school?
Geography—because it’s always traveling.
Why did the rental car avoid dating apps?
Because it was afraid of getting swiped too soon.
Why do rental cars love jokes?
Because laughter is included in the package.
Why was the rental car jealous of the sports car?
Because it always had the longer-term commitment.
Why did the rental car get a GPS?
So it wouldn’t lose track of where it was returned.
What’s a rental car’s favorite game?
Tag—you’re it!
Why don’t rental cars like storms?
Because they don’t come with weather insurance.
What did the rental car say after a busy week?
“I’m really worn out, but I’ll still drive you crazy!”
