Get ready to rumble with laughter! 💥 Our collection of wrestling jokes brings the perfect mix of body slams and belly laughs. Whether you’re a die-hard WWE fan, a casual viewer, or just someone who loves a good punchline, these jokes will have you tapping out from too much fun.
Wrestling Jokes
Why did the wrestler bring a ladder to the match?
Because he wanted to take his career to the next level! 🪜
What’s a wrestler’s favorite kind of music?
Heavy slam metal! 🎸
Why did the referee go to art school?
To learn how to draw the line! 🎨
What do you call a polite wrestler?
A su-please-plexer! 😆
Why did the wrestler get kicked out of the library?
He kept trying to body slam the silence! 🤫
How do wrestlers stay cool during a match?
They use lots of fans! 💨
Why did the wrestler start a bakery?
He wanted to perfect his roll! 🥖
What’s a wrestler’s favorite snack?
Nacho championship belt! 🏆
Why did the wrestler bring a map?
He didn’t want to get caught in a submission hold he couldn’t find his way out of! 🗺️
What did the crowd say when the wrestler told a joke?
“That’s un-beltable!” 😂
Why was the wrestling match so loud?
Because it was full of smack talk! 🗣️
What’s a wrestler’s favorite drink?
Body slam soda — it really packs a punch! 🥤
Why do wrestlers make terrible comedians?
Their punchlines are too painful! 🥊
What do you call a ghost wrestler?
The Undertaker’s understudy! 👻
Why did the wrestler sit on his opponent?
He wanted to make a lasting impression! 💺
What did the wrestler say to his girlfriend?
“You’ve got me pinned!” 💘
Why don’t wrestlers use alarm clocks?
They wake up to the sound of the bell! 🔔
What do you call a wrestler who loves gardening?
The Lawnmower Slammer! 🌱
Why did the wrestler always win at poker?
He knew when to hold ‘em and when to slam ‘em! 🃏
What did the wrestler name his dog?
Suplex — because it’s always jumping on people! 🐶
Why did the wrestler open a YouTube channel?
To share his grappling content! 🎥
What’s a wrestler’s favorite part of math class?
The ring! ➰
Why did the wrestler refuse to go on vacation?
He didn’t want to lose his title… of attendance! 🏖️
What do wrestlers eat before a big fight?
Smackdown stew! 🍲
How did the wrestler propose?
He put a ring on it — literally! 💍
Why do wrestlers love computers?
They’re great at taking down websites! 💻
What did the wrestler say after his first acting gig?
“I’m ready for the main event — in Hollywood!” 🎬
Why did the wrestler get a job at the zoo?
He wanted to train with the gorillas! 🦍
What’s a wrestler’s least favorite weather?
The cold shoulder! ❄️
Why was the wrestler so good at history?
Because he always made a slam-dunk in the past! 📚
Sumo Wrestling Jokes
Why did the sumo wrestler bring a towel to the match?
Because he didn’t want to throw in the towel too early! 🏳️
What’s a sumo wrestler’s favorite snack?
Heavyweight chips! 🍟
Why did the sumo wrestler sit on his phone?
He wanted to make a “big call.” 📱😂
Why did the sumo wrestler go to art class?
To learn how to draw a crowd! 🎨
What’s a sumo wrestler’s favorite music genre?
Hip throw-hop! 🎵
Why did the sumo wrestler refuse to fight in winter?
He didn’t want to slip up on the job! ❄️
What do sumo wrestlers say before eating?
“It’s bout time!” 🍱
Why did the sumo wrestler join a rock band?
He already knew how to drop heavy beats! 🥁
Why was the sumo match delayed?
Both wrestlers needed extra time to find their belts! 🩳
What did the sumo wrestler say at the buffet?
“This is my training ground!” 🍣
Why did the sumo wrestler open a bakery?
He wanted to make rolls of a different kind! 🥯
What’s a sumo wrestler’s favorite exercise?
The sit-and-eat! 🍜
Why don’t sumo wrestlers make good thieves?
They always get caught—too big to sneak around! 🕵️♂️
Why did the sumo wrestler bring a ladder to the ring?
To reach new weight classes! 🪜
What’s a sumo wrestler’s favorite movie?
“The Fast and the Full!” 🎬
Why did the sumo wrestler never get lost?
Because he always had a lot of “mass” appeal! 🧭
What did one sumo wrestler say to the other at the gym?
“Let’s weigh to go, bro!” 💪
Why was the sumo wrestler great at meditation?
He was always centered—in the ring and in life! 🧘♂️
What do you call a sumo wrestler who tells jokes?
A heavyweight comedian! 🎤
Why did the sumo wrestler fail at hide and seek?
Because he could never fit behind the curtain! 🧍♂️😂
What did the sumo wrestler name his dog?
Chon-mage! 🐶 (That’s a sumo topknot!)
Why did the sumo wrestler get kicked out of the pool?
He caused a splashdown! 💦
What’s a sumo wrestler’s favorite game?
Push It Real Good! 🎮
Why did the sumo wrestler bring a camera to the match?
To capture the big moments! 📸
What do sumo wrestlers do after a match?
They grab a heavyweight meal! 🍱
Why did the sumo wrestler join the orchestra?
He loved the drum rolls! 🥁
Why did the sumo wrestler visit the bank?
To check his balance—literally! 💰
What did the sumo wrestler say during yoga?
“I’m all about inner weight.” 🧘♂️
Why did the sumo wrestler cross the road?
To prove he could move fast when food’s on the other side! 🍛
What do you call a group of sumo wrestlers in a pool?
A tidal wave of talent! 🌊
Pro Wrestling Jokes
Why did the pro wrestler open a bakery?
Because he kneaded a new challenge! 🍞
What’s a pro wrestler’s favorite type of math?
Submission! ➗
Why did the wrestler bring a broom to the match?
To sweep the competition! 🧹
What do you call a pro wrestler who can sing?
The Rock ‘n’ Roll Champion! 🎤
Why did the pro wrestler go broke?
He kept losing his belt! 💸
What’s a pro wrestler’s favorite day of the week?
Smackdown Saturday! 📺
Why did the wrestler join the orchestra?
He wanted to master the body slam symphony! 🎶
Why was the wrestler always calm?
He knew how to keep his cool in the ring! 🧊
What’s a pro wrestler’s favorite dessert?
Piledriver pie! 🥧
Why did the wrestler start a podcast?
To share his ring tones! 🎧
Why did the pro wrestler go to therapy?
He had too many unresolved holds! 🛋️
What’s a wrestler’s favorite car brand?
Smack-cedes Benz! 🚗
Why did the wrestler refuse to eat salad?
He didn’t want to lose his dressing room! 🥗😂
What do you call a pro wrestler’s autobiography?
“A Story with No Holds Barred.” 📚
Why did the wrestler get hired as a security guard?
Because he’s great at takedowns! 🚨
Why do wrestlers make bad secret agents?
They always enter through the ropes! 🕵️♂️
What’s a wrestler’s favorite fruit?
Body slam-berries! 🍓
Why did the pro wrestler wear sunglasses indoors?
Because his future was too bright — and shiny like his belt! 🕶️
What’s a wrestler’s favorite movie genre?
Action-packed smack-tion! 🎬
Why did the wrestler never tell secrets?
Because he didn’t want to get caught in a submission of truth! 🤐
Why did the wrestler carry a notepad?
He liked to keep a hold list! 📝
What did the pro wrestler say to his opponent at dinner?
“Pass the salt, or I’ll pin you for it!” 🍽️
Why did the wrestler get promoted?
He always knew how to raise the stakes! 🥩
What do you call a romantic wrestler?
A suplex sweetheart! 💘
Why did the wrestler fail math class?
He couldn’t count to three without hitting the mat! 🤣
What did the wrestler say when his computer froze?
“Looks like it’s time for a hard reboot slam!” 💻
Why did the wrestler refuse to fight his friend?
He didn’t want to cause emotional damage — only physical! 😅
What’s a pro wrestler’s favorite pet?
A bulldog, of course! 🐶
Why was the wrestling ring so confident?
It always had strong support! ⭕
Why did the pro wrestler bring a camera to training?
To capture his best moves — literally! 📸
WWE Wrestling Jokes
Why did the WWE wrestler go to school?
To improve his “Smackdown” spelling! 🏫
What’s a WWE superstar’s favorite drink?
The Rock’s lemonade — it’s electrifying! ⚡🍋
Why did the WWE wrestler get kicked out of the movie theater?
He kept body-slamming the popcorn! 🍿
What do you call it when John Cena tells a joke?
Invisible humor — you can’t see it! 😎
Why did the WWE wrestler cross the road?
To hit his opponent with a flying clothesline! 🛣️
What’s a WWE wrestler’s favorite type of math?
Tag-team multiplication! ✖️
Why did the WWE superstar bring a pillow to the ring?
For a Smackdown Nap! 💤
Why did The Undertaker start gardening?
He wanted to dig up some new hobbies! ⚰️🌱
What do you call a WWE wrestler who tells jokes?
A pun-slam champion! 🏆
Why did the WWE wrestler join a band?
He already knew how to rock the crowd! 🎸
What’s Roman Reigns’ favorite dessert?
Samoan pie! 🥧
Why did the WWE superstar become a chef?
He loved delivering Smackdown steaks! 🥩
Why did the referee bring a notepad?
To keep track of the ring leaders! 📝
What’s a WWE wrestler’s favorite holiday?
Smacksgiving! 🦃
Why did the wrestler always carry a phone?
To stay connected with The Authority! 📱
Why did the WWE wrestler start a YouTube channel?
To share his ring highlights and meme slams! 🎥
What do you call a WWE match at a bakery?
A dough-down! 🍩
Why did the WWE superstar get lost?
He couldn’t find the right ring entrance! 🚪
Why did the WWE superstar bring an umbrella to the match?
Because there was a storm of punches coming! ☔
What do you call a WWE wrestler’s car?
A body slammer! 🚗💥
Why did the wrestler refuse to fight The Rock?
He didn’t want to hit rock bottom! 🪨
Why do WWE wrestlers love coffee?
Because they need the energy for a main event! ☕
Why did the WWE superstar love Mondays?
Because it’s RAW night! 🔥
What’s a WWE wrestler’s favorite song?
“Eye of the Tiger Slam!” 🐯🎶
Why was the WWE ring always clean?
Because everyone kept getting wiped out! 🧽
What do you call a WWE superstar’s favorite pet?
A bulldog — submission style! 🐶
Why did the WWE wrestler go to space?
To prove he could win in zero gravity! 🚀
Why did the crowd love the WWE match?
It was full of slam-dunk entertainment! 🎉
Why did the WWE superstar refuse to share his belt?
He didn’t want to buckle under pressure! 🏅
What did the WWE wrestler say after dinner?
“That meal just got pinned!” 🍔😂
