Who says royalty has to be serious all the time? 👑 If you’re looking for a laugh that’s fit for a castle, these princess jokes are the perfect pick. From silly puns about tiaras and ball gowns to kid-friendly jokes that will have little princes and princesses giggling, this royal collection is packed with humor.
Princess Jokes
Why did the princess bring a ladder to the castle?
Because she wanted to reach new heights in royalty!
What do you call a princess who loves baking?
A fairy-tart mother!
Why did the princess always carry a pencil?
To draw her royal subjects.
What’s a princess’s favorite kind of shoe?
Glass slippers, because they never go out of style!
Why did the princess go to school?
To improve her knightly knowledge.
What do you call a princess who can sing really high notes?
A soprano-cess.
Why don’t princesses ever get lost?
Because they always follow their crown instincts.
Why did the princess sit on a cushion?
Because she wanted to rule in comfort.
What’s a princess’s favorite type of story?
A royal-tale!
Why did the princess never play cards?
She didn’t want to deal with drama.
What do you call a princess who loves sports?
The Queen of the Court.
What’s a princess’s favorite subject in school?
Crown-matics.
Why did the princess bring an umbrella to the ball?
In case it was a reign storm.
What do you call a princess who can fix anything?
A handy-majesty.
Why did the princess eat quickly?
Because she didn’t want to be late for the royal feast.
What’s a princess’s favorite vegetable?
Crown-berries… wait, that’s a fruit!
Why did the princess love camping?
Because she got to sleep under the royal stars.
What do you call a princess with a cold?
Sniffle-ella.
Why did the princess dance all night?
Because she wanted to boogie till crown down.
What’s a princess’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Royal-vanilla swirl.
Why don’t princesses ever get tired of smiling?
Because they’ve mastered their royal grin.
What do you call a princess who loves gardening?
The Duchess of Daisies.
Why did the princess bring a ruler to the castle?
Because she wanted to measure up to the queen.
What’s a princess’s favorite kind of music?
Crown and country.
Why did the princess take a nap?
She was a little throne-tired.
What do you call a princess who’s great at math?
Count-ess Clever.
Why did the princess love jokes about crowns?
Because they were always on top.
What’s a princess’s favorite way to surf the web?
On her royal tablet!
Disney Princess Jokes
Why did Ariel decide to become a singer?
Because she was tired of being a little hoarse on land.
Why did Elsa not go to the beach?
Because she might let it go… into a snowstorm!
Why did Belle always carry a book?
Because she didn’t want to lose her “story” of success.
Why was Jasmine always calm under pressure?
Because she had a magic carpet to sweep away her worries.
Why did Snow White hire a cleaning service?
Because seven dwarfs couldn’t keep up with the mess!
What did Rapunzel say when she finished her homework?
“This is a hair-raising achievement!”
Why did Moana love her map?
Because it always kept her on the right wave.
What’s Elsa’s favorite type of dessert?
Anything served on ice!
Why did Aurora sleep through the party?
Because she wanted a nap-py ending.
What did Ariel use to comb her hair before her fork?
Her mer-mop!
Why was Merida great at archery?
Because she never missed her shot of courage.
Why did Tiana open a restaurant?
Because she wanted to make her dreams “soup-er” real.
What did Cinderella say when her dress got wrinkled?
“This is a royal pain in the press!”
Why did Elsa go to music class?
Because she wanted to improve her “chilling” notes.
Why did Snow White bring a ladder to the castle?
To meet her prince at a higher level.
Why did Rapunzel get a smartphone?
So she could let her hair down online.
Why was Mulan so good at math?
Because she always knew how to multiply her chances.
What did Ariel say to her seashells?
“Stop being so shell-fish!”
Why did Anna bring Olaf to school?
Because she needed some cool company.
Why did Pocahontas love art class?
Because she could paint with all the colors of the wind.
Why was Belle so good at trivia?
Because she always had the right book answer.
What do you call it when Elsa sings to her plants?
Frozen vegetables!
Why did Cinderella stay off the internet?
Because she kept losing her slipper password.
What did Moana say to the ocean?
“Stop making waves, I’m trying to study!”
Why was Jasmine bad at keeping secrets?
Because her carpet always spilled the beans.
What did Aurora say to her alarm clock?
“Don’t you dare wake me from my beauty rest!”
Why did Elsa win Employee of the Month?
Because she worked ice-solutely hard.
Why did Rapunzel start a hair salon?
Because she had endless extensions!
What did the Disney princesses say after telling jokes?
“They lived happily ever laughter!”
Funny Princess Jokes
Why did the princess sit in the corner at the ball?
Because she wanted to have a royal timeout.
What’s a princess’s favorite type of fish?
A gold royal-fin.
Why did the princess bring string to the castle?
So she could tie up loose crowns.
What do you call a princess who can juggle?
Her Royal Highness of Balance.
Why did the princess carry a notebook?
To keep her royal-thoughts in line.
What’s a princess’s favorite snack?
Crown-crackers and royal cheese.
Why was the princess so good at tennis?
Because she always served like royalty.
What do you call a princess who loves winter?
Snow Majesty.
Why did the princess take the elevator instead of the stairs?
Because she wanted an up-lifting experience.
What’s a princess’s favorite hairstyle?
Anything that’s crown-tastic.
Why did the princess bring her pillow to the banquet?
She wanted a royal nap between courses.
What’s a princess’s favorite drink?
Royal-tea!
Why don’t princesses ever tell secrets at the castle?
Because the walls have ears.
What did the frog say after the princess kissed him?
“Finally, someone toad-ally royal!”
Why did the princess love board games?
Because she was always queen of the castle.
What do you call a princess who can sing and dance?
The belle of the ball.
Why did the princess love the mirror?
Because it always reflected her majesty.
What’s a princess’s favorite fruit?
A crown-berry.
Why did the princess giggle at dinner?
Because the king cracked a crown joke.
What do you call a princess who tells jokes at parties?
The royal laugh-keeper.
What’s a princess’s favorite candy?
Royal gummies.
Why did the princess take her shoes off at the ball?
Because her feet needed a royal rest.
What do you call a princess who studies hard?
A majesty with a degree.
Why did the princess keep her crown polished?
Because she didn’t want a dull moment.
What do you call a princess who plays video games?
Controller of the kingdom.
Why was the princess late to the feast?
Her carriage hit a royal traffic jam.
What’s a princess’s favorite type of math?
Crown-counting.
Why did the princess stay calm in the storm?
Because she had a reign coat.
What do you call a group of laughing princesses?
A giggle-royalty!
Pillow Princess Jokes
Why did the princess carry her pillow to the ball?
Because she wanted a royal nap after dancing!
What’s a princess’s favorite bedtime accessory?
Her crown-shaped pillow.
Why did the princess sleep with three pillows?
Because she needed triple the royal comfort.
What do you call a princess who snores?
A snore-ess.
Why was the princess late to breakfast?
She hit the royal snooze button.
What’s a princess’s favorite bedtime story?
Once Upon a Pillow.
Why did the pillow become friends with the princess?
Because it loved supporting royalty.
What do you call a princess’s pillow that’s too hard?
A royal pain in the neck.
Why did the princess take her pillow to school?
Because she wanted a cushion for her crown.
What’s a pillow’s favorite job in the castle?
Head of comfort.
Why did the princess bring a pillow to the garden?
To rest on her throne of roses.
What do you call a princess who always naps?
Sleeping Majesty.
Why did the princess stuff jewels in her pillow?
Because she wanted to sleep on riches.
What’s a pillow’s favorite holiday with the princess?
Royal Rest Day.
Why did the princess hug her pillow so tightly?
Because it was her knight in fluffy armor.
What do you call a pillow that tells jokes to a princess?
A pun-ow.
Why did the princess keep changing pillows?
Because she wanted the softest throne.
What’s a princess’s favorite part of a slumber party?
The pillow fight!
Why did the pillow get promoted in the castle?
Because it always had the princess’s back.
What do you call a pillow that wears a crown?
The king-size cushion.
Why did the princess dream of pillows?
Because she wanted to be queen of comfort.
What’s a princess’s bedtime motto?
Crown on by day, pillow on by night.
Why did the princess invite her pillow to tea?
Because it was her soft-est friend.
What do you call a royal pillow that tells bedtime stories?
The cushion of wisdom.
Why did the princess have trouble waking up?
Because her pillow ruled the kingdom of sleep.
What’s a princess’s favorite sport in bed?
Pillow-thetics.
Why did the princess carry her pillow everywhere?
Because royalty needs beauty sleep on demand.
What do you call a pillow that lives in the castle?
The cushion of royalty.
Why was the princess smiling in her sleep?
Because her pillow whispered sweet dreams.
What did the pillow say to the princess?
“Rest assured, Your Highness.”
Pilates Princess Jokes
Why did the princess join Pilates class?
Because she wanted a royal core!
What’s a Pilates princess’s favorite move?
The crown crunch.
Why did the Pilates princess love planks?
Because she ruled them with poise.
What do you call a princess who never skips Pilates?
Her Royal Flexness.
Why did the Pilates princess bring her tiara to class?
To balance her crown while doing bridges.
What’s a Pilates princess’s favorite prop?
A royal reformer.
Why did the Pilates princess wear slippers?
Because glass shoes aren’t good for lunges.
How did the Pilates princess win the talent show?
With her majestic roll-ups.
What’s a Pilates princess’s favorite exercise?
Curtsy lunges, of course.
Why did the Pilates princess bring her knight to class?
She needed a spotter for the heavy mats.
What’s a Pilates princess’s motto?
“Stretch like royalty, breathe like majesty.”
Why was the Pilates princess always calm?
Because she practiced royal breathing.
What do you call a Pilates princess in a rush?
Crown and go.
Why did the Pilates princess love the hundred exercise?
Because it made her feel like a hundred percent queen.
What’s a Pilates princess’s favorite throne?
The exercise ball.
Why did the Pilates princess invite her fairy godmother to class?
She needed some magic stretches.
How do Pilates princesses end class?
With a royal bow pose.
Why did the Pilates princess ace balance exercises?
Because she always kept her crown steady.
What’s a Pilates princess’s favorite workout time?
Crown o’clock.
Why did the Pilates princess never get sore?
Because she had royal recovery powers.
What do you call a Pilates princess who teaches?
Her Royal Instructor.
Why did the Pilates princess love the teaser?
Because it was royally challenging.
What’s a Pilates princess’s favorite stretch?
The kingdom curl.
Why did the Pilates princess get knighted?
For her core-age in planking.
What’s a Pilates princess’s playlist called?
“Royal Reformer Jams.”
Why was the Pilates princess always smiling?
Because her endorphins reigned supreme.
What did the Pilates princess say after class?
“That was royally tough, but I conquered it!”
Why did the Pilates princess bring a mirror?
To check her crown alignment.
What do you call a Pilates princess on vacation?
A stretch-away queen.
Why did the Pilates princess love group workouts?
Because she enjoyed ruling the mat kingdom together.
