Looking for the best and most hilarious aunty jokes to brighten your day? You’re in the right place! From funny desi aunties to sassy one-liners, these aunty jokes will make your friends and family burst into laughter.
Aunty Jokes
Aunty said she’s on a diet… right after eating the entire biryani “just to taste.” 😆
Fitness Aunty: “I walk every morning.” Reality: She walks to the fridge! 🧁
“Beta, when are you getting married?” — Aunty’s favorite national hobby.
Aunty Wi-Fi password: “First have tea.”
Aunty keeps saying she’s young… until the bill arrives and she wants senior discount! 😉
That aunty who says “I don’t gossip”… then downloads the whole neighborhood update!
Aunty cooking: “No oil at all!” Meanwhile, the spoon is swimming. 🍛😂
Makeup Aunty be like: Natural look = 7 layers of foundation!
Aunty: “I don’t like drama.” Also Aunty: Creates the drama.
Aunty taking selfies: 28 pictures… 1 likes. 🤳😅
Aunty: “I eat only healthy food!” Also Aunty: Hides samosa in purse.
When Aunty comes home: “Beta, you got so weak!” Translation: Bring snacks. 😋
Aunty on WhatsApp: Sends 50 good morning messages… to one person. 🌞
Aunty at weddings: Snacking more than the caterer!
Sale in the mall? Aunty speed = 200 km/h! 🏃♀️💨
Aunty: “Don’t spend money on brands!” Also Aunty: Buys 12 new dupattas.
Aunty and Google are same — Both have all answers! 😄
“I just came for a minute,” says Aunty… and stays 3 hours.
Aunty telling age: “I’m 25.” Since 25 years!
That aunty who whispers louder than a loudspeaker! 🎤
Aunty at gym: 5 minutes workout, 30 minutes gossip.
Aunty blaming phone for everything: “I think mobile made me fat!” 📱😂
Aunty at doctor: “I eat very little!” Doctor: Then who ate all this cholesterol?
Aunty dancing at weddings: Full Bollywood item number! 💃
Aunty after giving advice: “Don’t argue, I’m always right.”
Aunty: “Don’t show off!” Also Aunty: Explains gold jewelry for 1 hour.
Aunty in kitchen: Spices = Earthquake level 7! 🌶️
Aunty: “Don’t waste food!” Also Aunty: Orders everything on menu! 😂
Aunty calls everyone fat, except herself!
Aunty on Facebook: “Like my photo or I’ll unfriend you!” 😜
Kannada Aunty Jokes
Kannada Aunty: “Nanu diet madthidini!” … but dosay only 6 today! 😂
Aunty at wedding: “Just half laddu” … picks the BIGGEST one! 🍬
“Tea beda” … 2 minutes later: “One cup bari strong haakri!” ☕😆
When Aunty whispers… whole neighborhood hears it! 📢
Aunty selfie pose = 10 filters + 0 reality! 🤳😂
Aunty Wi-Fi password: “First idli tinri!”
Aunty: “I don’t gossip!” Phone: 63 missed calls 📞😄
“Naanu tumba busy!” Busy = Watching serials all day 📺
Aunty’s WhatsApp status: Good Morning 🌞… all day!
“Bari one more vada”… ends with plate clean! 😜
Kannada Aunty advising kids: “Study hard!”
Same Aunty watching reality show marathon!
Aunty: “Naanu slim!” Saree hook: Crying inside 😅
“Sugar beda!” … but eats Mysore Pak like air 😋
Aunty to shopkeeper: “Discount kodi!”
Shopkeeper: Already gave 😅
Aunty’s ringtone louder than DJ! 🔊
“Naanu chikkamma!” Age: Classified document 🤐
Aunty in morning walk: 5 mins walk, 55 mins gossip 😄
“I don’t like drama” … Aunty creates season 2!
Aunty searching glasses… wearing them already 😂
“Don’t waste money!” says aunty while buying 4 new bangles 💍
Aunty on Facebook: 100 likes needed before posting next photo 🤳
Aunty to kids: “Don’t eat outside!” Then orders pizza 🍕
“I stopped eating sweets!” … mouth full of holige 😆
Aunty at temple: “Peaceful!” … but pushing everyone for prasad 😜
“My daughter is topper!” says aunty every year 😄
Aunty’s purse = medical shop + grocery shop 😅
“I don’t lie!” … next moment: “I’m only 29!”
Aunty’s secret recipe: EXTRA chilli!!! 🌶️🔥
“Don’t shout!” … aunty shouts louder 😂
Aunty on phone: “One minute!” continues 1 hour 🤣
Uncle Aunty Jokes
Uncle: “I’m on a strict diet.”
Aunty: “Strict? You just ate 3 samosas!”
Uncle: “Yes, I strictly ate them!” 😆
Uncle and Aunty arguing:
Uncle: “You spend too much!”
Aunty: “I spend to save! Sale means saving!” 🤷♀️😂
Aunty: “I don’t gossip!”
Uncle: “Then why do you need unlimited calls?” 📞😄
Uncle after gym: “I feel like Salman Khan!”
Aunty: “Only the tummy looks like him… after 5 biryanis!” 🤣
Aunty: “Do I look younger?”
Uncle: “Define younger…” 😅
Uncle roaming house:
Aunty: “What are you searching?”
Uncle: “My freedom.” 🕊️😂
Uncle at wedding buffet: “I’m here to bless the couple.”
His plate: Overloaded! 🍽️😜
Aunty while watching serial:
“Don’t disturb, real life problems!” 📺😆
Uncle: “Stop shopping!”
Aunty: orders online silently 🤫📦
Aunty: “I cook healthy!”
Uncle: Drinks water like medicine 😅
Uncle’s health checkup:
Report says: 90% samosa! 😂
Uncle snores so loud that:
Aunty files noise pollution complaint! 😆
“One cup tea only!”
Uncle asks refill 3 times! ☕😂
Uncle: “Why kids avoid me?”
Aunty: “Because you give lectures like their school teacher!” 😝
Uncle takes selfie:
Phone storage says: “Don’t do this!” 🤳🤣
Aunty’s favourite exercise:
“Shopping cardio!” 🛍️💪😄
Uncle says: “No screen time!”
While binge-watching cricket all day! 🏏📺
Aunty hides snacks:
Uncle finds them like detective! 🔍🍪😆
Uncle doing yoga:
Result = Sleeping pose only 🧘♂️💤
Aunty: “I’m always right.”
Uncle: “Yes, Ma’am!” 😄
Uncle’s biggest fear:
Grocery list from aunty! 🧾😅
“Don’t waste money on food!”
Uncle returns with 4 new shirts 😜
Aunty at party:
“I don’t dance…”
Music starts → Full item number! 💃😂
Uncle’s Work From Home:
10% work, 90% snack break! 🍿
Uncle says he’s cool…
Aunty turns off fan! 😆
Aunty: “Stop complaining!”
Uncle: “But that’s my talent!” 🤣
Uncle tries diet:
Ends up only dieting between meals! 😄
Aunty: “Don’t touch phone while eating!”
Uncle: “But food looks good on Instagram!” 🍛📸
Uncle loses wallet:
Aunty: “Check under your stomach!” 😂
Aunty: “You never appreciate me!”
Uncle: “I’m alive… that means I do!” 😜❤️
South Asian Aunty Jokes
South Asian aunty never asks “How are you?” — only “When marriage?” 😅
Every aunty has one mission: Make sure your plate is always FULL! 🍛
Aunty Wi-Fi password: “First eat paratha!” 😂
“No gossip!” she says… while providing breaking news updates from 3 cities! 📰🤣
Aunty age: 25. Since 1990.
“Don’t eat junk!” says aunty… deep-frying snacks like a masterchef! 🌯
WhatsApp aunty sends “Good Morning” at 4 AM! 🌄
Aunty shopping rule: If it’s on sale, buy 3! 🛍️
Aunty’s phone voice = Loudspeaker mode! 🔊😂
South Asian aunty knows your results before the school does! 😆
“Just tasting!” — after finishing the whole dessert bowl 🍨
Aunty’s makeup routine: More powder = More youth! 🤭
“I won’t stay long,” says aunty… sits for 4 hours! 🏠😄
Aunty on Facebook: 100 selfies = 1 good picture 🤳
Aunty at weddings: More pictures than the bride 😜
“Kids these days!” — aunty says while on TikTok! 🎶
When aunty whispers… windows vibrate! 📢
Aunty’s medical degree: Google + WhatsApp forwards 📱🤣
Aunty’s favorite sport: Commenting on everyone’s weight 😅
“I don’t interfere…” — interferes in EVERYTHING 😜
Aunty talking on phone: Laughs louder than the joke! 😂
Aunty negotiating price: Turns into FBI agent! 🕵️♀️
“No sugar for me!” she says… eats 3 gulab jamuns 🤣
Aunty’s gossip travels faster than 5G! 📡
“Don’t waste money!” she says… adds 10 items to cart! 🛒😆
Aunty at salon: “Make me look 18!” 💇♀️
Double tap = Aunty now influencer 🤳😂
South Asian aunty fortune-telling: “You’ll marry soon!”
Aunty’s purse: Mini supermarket + medicine shop 💊👜
Aunty’s favorite English word: “Actually…” (Then 10 minutes lecture) 😁
Aunty Jokes One-Liners
Aunty doesn’t gossip… she shares public information privately! 😜
Aunty’s “1 minute” = 2-hour visit! 😂
Aunty’s favorite exercise: Shopping cardio! 🛍️💪
Age? Aunty confidential! 🤫
Aunty’s whisper is louder than a speaker! 🔊😆
“I’m on diet”… eats entire biryani 🍽️😁
Aunty’s selfies: 50 clicks, 1 approval 🤳😂
Aunty knows everyone’s secrets… including ones not yet happened! 😅
Aunty’s advice has no expiry date! 😄
“Don’t shout!” — Aunty, shouting loudly 😂
Aunty’s tea solves all world problems ☕😜
Aunty doesn’t forget… she screenshots! 📸🤣
Senior discount only at bill time! 😉
Aunty’s phone call volume = DJ mode! 🔊
Aunty: “No makeup” — Actually wearing the whole shop! 💄🤭
Aunty’s cooking: Spicy enough to start a volcano 🌶️🔥
Good Morning messages are her full-time job 🌞😂
“Don’t waste money!” — also aunty: buys 10 dupattas! 😅
Aunty judging silently… very loudly! 👀
Aunty’s diet chart: Postponed daily 😆
Her “just tasting” empties the bowl! 🍨🤣
Aunty is always right. Google agrees! 😄
Aunty drives like a legend… a scary one! 🚗😂
Aunty’s gossip speed = 5G internet! 📡
She doesn’t lose arguments… she pauses them! 😜
Aunty’s home remedy cures everything — even heartbreak! 🌿😂
Aunty’s fashion rule: Sparkle everywhere 💎
Tea time = Story time ☕📖
Her bag is a mystery box: snacks guaranteed! 👜🍪
Aunty’s energy at weddings = Unlimited! 💃😄
