If you’re looking for a laugh that’ll make you squirm (in a good way!), you’ve come to the right place! 🪱 Our worm jokes collection is full of wiggly, giggly humor that’s perfect for kids, adults, and anyone who loves a little down-to-earth fun.
Worm Jokes
Why did the worm cross the road?
To prove he had guts! 🪱
What did one worm say to another after a workout?
“I’m really feeling the squirm burn!” 💪
Why don’t worms ever get invited to parties?
They’re too down-to-earth! 🎉
What’s a worm’s favorite subject in school?
Compost-ition! ✏️
Why did the worm blush?
Because it saw the gardener’s hoe! 😳
What did the worm say when it got stepped on?
“That really crushed my spirit!” 😅
How do worms call their friends?
On their shell phones! 📱
Why did the worm join a band?
It wanted to be the backbone of the group! 🎸
What kind of music do worms love?
Heavy mulch-al! 🤘
Why did the worm get an award?
For outstanding underground performance! 🏆
Why do worms make terrible liars?
They can’t keep anything under wraps! 🤫
How do worms stay in shape?
They do plenty of squirm-ups! 🏋️
Why did the worm read a book?
It wanted to dig into a good story! 📖
Why did the worm stop dating the caterpillar?
Too many metamorphoses! 🐛💔
What’s a worm’s favorite movie?
The Dirtfather! 🎬
Why was the worm always calm?
It knew how to stay grounded. 🌱
Why do worms never argue?
They hate getting into dirty fights! 😆
What do worms eat at picnics?
Earth cream sandwiches! 🥪
Why did the worm join the circus?
It could really twist and turn! 🎪
What’s a worm’s favorite holiday?
Earth Day, of course! 🌍
How do worms write letters?
With a soil pen! 🖊️
What’s a worm’s favorite sport?
Mud wrestling! 🤼♂️
Why do worms never get lost?
They always follow their gut instincts! 🧭
What do you get when a worm and a snake team up?
A hiss-terical duo! 🐍
Why did the worm start a garden blog?
It wanted to share its roots of wisdom! 🌾
What do worms do on weekends?
Just chill and dig life! 😎
What’s a worm’s motto?
“Keep calm and stay underground!” 🪱
Gummy Worm
Why did the gummy worm cross the candy aisle?
To prove it wasn’t spineless! 🍬🪱
What did one gummy worm say to another at the party?
“Let’s wiggle and jiggle all night long!” 🎉
Why don’t gummy worms ever fight?
Because they always stick together! 😆
What’s a gummy worm’s favorite movie?
The Sweet Life of Gummies! 🎬
How do gummy worms stay so flexible?
They do lots of candy stretches! 🤸♀️
What do gummy worms do on weekends?
They hang out in the candy jar and chill! 🍭
Why did the gummy worm blush?
It got caught in a sticky situation! 😳
What’s a gummy worm’s favorite subject?
Candy-culous math! ➗
What’s a gummy worm’s favorite music genre?
Rock candy! 🎸
Why did the gummy worm get detention?
It couldn’t stop wiggling in class! 🏫
What do gummy worms say when they’re surprised?
“Oh sugar!” 😲
Why are gummy worms great dancers?
They’ve got the best jelly moves! 💃
What’s a gummy worm’s favorite sport?
Twist and shout! 🕺
Why do gummy worms make terrible secret agents?
They always leave a sticky trail! 🕵️♂️
What do gummy worms do at the gym?
Work on their sweet abs! 🍬💪
Why did the gummy worm get promoted?
It had great candy-tude! 😎
What’s a gummy worm’s dream vacation?
A trip to Candyland! 🌈
Why did the gummy worm join the circus?
It was a natural at flexible tricks! 🎪
What do gummy worms do when they’re tired?
They take a nap in the candy wrapper! 😴
What’s a gummy worm’s favorite drink?
Root beer float with extra sugar! 🍺
Why did the gummy worm start a YouTube channel?
To share its sweet life hacks! 🎥
What’s a gummy worm’s favorite hobby?
Sticking to new things! 😂
Why was the gummy worm always happy?
Because life was pretty sweet! 🍭
What do gummy worms call their friends?
Sugar buddies! 🍬
Why did the gummy worm refuse to play cards?
It didn’t like being dealt with! 🃏
What did the gummy worm say to the chocolate bar?
“You’re so rich, I’m jelly!” 🍫
Why do gummy worms love the rain?
It makes the world extra sweet and squishy! 🌧️
What’s a gummy worm’s motto?
“Stay sweet and keep wiggling!” 🪱✨
The Worm Joke
Why did the worm bring a suitcase to the garden?
It was ready to go on a soil-searching adventure! 🪱✈️
Why was the worm always calm under pressure?
Because it knew how to stay grounded! 🌱
What did the worm say after eating too much dirt?
“I’m stuffed to the core!” 😋
Why did the worm start a podcast?
To share its underground opinions! 🎙️
What’s the worm’s favorite movie?
Finding Dory… in the Dirt! 🎬
Why did the worm join the school band?
Because it could really wiggle to the rhythm! 🎵
Why did the worm blush in front of the caterpillar?
Because it got tongue-tied in the dirt! 😳
What’s a worm’s favorite subject in school?
Earth-onomics! 📚
Why was the worm bad at telling secrets?
It always let things slip underground! 🤫
What did the worm do when it won the lottery?
It dug itself a luxury tunnel! 💰
Why did the worm always look confident?
Because it had inner soil-darity! 😎
What’s a worm’s favorite holiday?
Earth Day—it’s their time to shine! 🌍
Why did the worm skip breakfast?
It was already full of dirt! 🥣
What do you call a worm that loves fashion?
A soil stylist! 👗
What’s the worm’s favorite TV show?
Breaking Soil! 📺
Why did the worm always tell jokes?
It wanted to keep things light and loamy! 😂
What do worms do when they get bored?
They start digging drama! 🪱🎭
Why did the worm get promoted at work?
It was great at working underground! 💼
What did the worm say to the mole?
“Stop stealing my spotlight — or I’ll squirm away!” 😜
What’s the worm’s favorite sport?
Mud wrestling, of course! 🤼♂️
Why did the worm open a bakery?
It wanted to make rolls in the dough! 🥖
Why did the worm move to the compost pile?
It wanted a fresh start! 🍂
What did the worm say to the bird?
“Please don’t tweet about this!” 🐦
Why was the worm a great student?
Because it always dug deep into its studies! 📖
What’s the worm’s life motto?
“Keep digging — success is just below the surface!” 💪
Why did the worm love gardening?
Because it was born to grow through dirt! 🌻
Apple Worm Joke
Why did the worm move into the apple?
Because it wanted the core of the action! 🍎🪱
What did the apple say to the worm?
“You’re really eating me up inside!” 😂
Why did the worm blush inside the apple?
It found the apple very a-peel-ing! 😳
What do you call a worm who loves apples?
A core-munching champion! 🏆
Why did the worm refuse to leave the apple?
It was living the sweet life! 🍏
What did the teacher say to the apple worm?
“You’re the core of all my problems!” 🤓
Why did the worm take an apple to the party?
It wanted to make a juicy entrance! 🎉
What’s a worm’s favorite part of an apple?
The core-ner piece! 😄
Why did the worm call the doctor?
It had a bad case of apple-itis! 🩺
What did the worm write in its love letter to the apple?
“You’re the core to my heart!” ❤️
Why did the apple worm start a band?
It wanted to make some sweet core music! 🎸
What did the worm say after finishing an apple?
“I really got to the core of that problem!” 🪱
Why did the apple worm get an award?
For outstanding work in core improvement! 🏅
What do you call a worm who lives in a rotten apple?
A bad apple’s roommate! 🤢
Why did the worm move out of the apple?
It needed more space to wiggle around! 😆
What’s an apple worm’s favorite song?
“Can’t Stop the Peeling!” 🎶
Why did the apple worm start studying science?
It wanted to get to the core of everything! 🔬
What did the worm say to its apple housemate?
“Stop being so mushy!” 😂
Why did the worm love the apple orchard?
It was full of sweet real estate! 🍎
What do you call a worm that’s always late?
A slow poke through the apple! 🐌
Why did the apple worm never lie?
Because it was always honest to the core! 🙌
What happened when the apple worm got lost?
It took a wrong turn at the stem! 🌿
Why did the worm refuse the green apple?
It preferred something a little more mature! 🍏
What’s an apple worm’s favorite movie?
Core Story! 🎬
Why did the apple worm open a restaurant?
To serve fresh core cuisine! 🍽️
What did the apple say when the worm moved out?
“Finally, some personal space!” 😅
Why did the apple worm start meditating?
To find inner core peace! 🧘♂️
What do apple worms do on weekends?
They chill and watch “The Core” together! 🍿
Why did the apple worm get a promotion?
It knew how to dig deep and stay juicy! 💼
What’s the apple worm’s life motto?
“Keep it sweet, stay at the core!” 🍎✨
Worm Jokes One Liners
I’m really digging these worm jokes — they’re un-be-leaf-ably funny! 🌱
Worms never get lost; they always follow their gut! 🧭
I told a worm joke — it went right over everyone’s soil! 😆
Worms don’t need therapy; they’re naturally grounded. 🪴
You can’t trust a worm — they’re always twisting the truth! 🤭
Worms love yoga; they’re naturals at the “wiggle pose.” 🧘♂️
Life’s short — dig deep and wiggle hard! 💪
That worm’s so smart, it graduated magna cum laude from the dirt! 🎓
Never argue with a worm — they’ll always bury you in the debate. 😂
Worms are great listeners; they really dig what you’re saying. 👂
I tried to catch a worm, but it slipped right through my fingers! 🪱💨
Worms never go hungry — they’re always full of soil food! 🥗
The worm said to the bird, “Tweet about someone else, please!” 🐦
I told my worm friend a secret… now it’s underground information. 🤫
Worms don’t do drama — they’re too chill for that dirt. 😎
I met a worm who started a podcast — it’s called Beneath the Surface! 🎙️
That worm comedian really knows how to dig up laughs! 😂
When life gets tough, just keep squirming through! 💪
Worms don’t gossip — they’re tight-lipped and deep! 🤐
A worm’s dream job? Underground influencer! 📸
Worms never lose at hide and seek — they’re pros at disappearing! 🙈
I asked a worm for advice — it told me to stay humble and earthy. 🌍
Worms are like soil Wi-Fi — they keep the ground connected. 💻
That worm must work out — look at those squirm gains! 🏋️
Worms throw the best parties — they really know how to turn up the dirt! 🎉
My worm friend opened a bakery — it sells rolls in the dough! 🥐
Worms never panic; they always keep things low and steady. 🧘
If worms could text, they’d probably send messages like, “Just chilling underground.” 📱
A worm’s favorite motto: “Stay grounded and wiggle through life!” 🌱
The early bird gets the worm… but the smart worm sleeps in! 😴
